Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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