was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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