Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
...so i touched it.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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