No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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