What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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