the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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