So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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