she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Randomize
