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  I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night

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• Yep, going to steal that.

  Submitted by astonmartin on Nov 23, 10 at 1:11pm

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• Never let scissors get too close to your rocks.

  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 11:02pm

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  • My only response is to stare in wonder at your words of twisted wisdom.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 24, 10 at 7:40pm

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• Good shit

  Submitted by nshaver on Nov 23, 10 at 1:05pm

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• Well done.

  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 23, 10 at 1:03pm

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• Make 'em work for it.

  Submitted by Greatskie on Nov 23, 10 at 1:04pm

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• I'm going to steal this too. Just like those strippers stole my heart last weekend. They were like Julia Roberts in 9-inch glass heels.

  Submitted by maskedman on Nov 23, 10 at 2:17pm

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• Greasy filthy nlgger apes

  Submitted by greasynig on Nov 23, 10 at 7:58pm

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• Two out of three, right? And the loser had to give u the lap dance, it sounds like.

  Submitted by IMGr8NU on Nov 23, 10 at 2:39pm

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• Sounds like someone I know lol la Mesa at it's best

  Submitted by kyzaa1984 on Nov 24, 10 at 2:22am

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• You win

  Submitted by BlackMamba24 on Nov 28, 10 at 11:30pm

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• Trololol.

  Submitted by IzayaOrihara on Nov 24, 10 at 11:26am

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• Wow whiskeygirl is just a cunt. Just because you go to a strip club doesn't mean you don't have a girlfriend or wife and you're unattractive. Maybe it means you just like to go to bars with friends and you also like to see tits and poon at the same time.

  Submitted by SemperFi2011 on Nov 24, 10 at 2:10pm

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• So did the winner or loser of RPS give you the lap dance? Most of all who paid?

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 23, 10 at 11:24pm

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• I know this is the only way u can get some but it doesn't mean you can pretend you're actually desirable. Wait! Maybe that's why you'll have to go home, alone, and masturbate once their shifts are over... Revelation...

  Submitted by whiskeygirl42 on Nov 23, 10 at 7:32pm

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  • Just so you know...not everyone who goes to see strippers is an unattractive lowlife who does nothing but whack it in the darkest corner of their seedy little apartment. Personally, I have gone to a "gentleman's club" (yes I do agree that the name is not indicative of the establishment) and had some pretty interesting conversations with a few of the dancers. Also, I don't go home and masturbate once their shifts are over. I go home and whack it whenever I damn well feel like it.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 24, 10 at 7:46pm

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    • That's right. We don't need a reason or an excuse to rub one out. Hell, we hardly need a place.

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 24, 10 at 11:42pm

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      • I prefer at least a door but depending on the circumstances even that's optional.

        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 25, 10 at 2:24am

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• WIN!

  Submitted by whitefirewolf09 on Nov 27, 10 at 2:48am

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• Sweet

  Submitted by momojorisin on Nov 24, 10 at 10:21am

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• how could this be a bad night?

  Submitted by flyaway08 on Nov 23, 10 at 2:19pm

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• Your life is bro.

  Submitted by Doppler on Nov 23, 10 at 11:43pm

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• i.love.wisco.

  Submitted by americangirl20 on Nov 23, 10 at 11:11pm

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