Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Is Oprah even human
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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