Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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