Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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