so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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