Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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