She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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