Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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