dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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