your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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