i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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