Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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