You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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