are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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