Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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