Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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