Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just high enough for therapy.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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