Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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