I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Randomize
