ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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