I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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