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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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