that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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