I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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