She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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