i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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