he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
