Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i think i have herpe
just one?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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