I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
