I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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