her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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