If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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