we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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