My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
you never un-have a 4some
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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