Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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