Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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