dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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