i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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