Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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