Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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