Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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