if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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