I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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