it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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