Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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