my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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